IT WOULDN'T, on the face of it, seem to be the most appropriate name for a child's toy.
The 'Cock Happy' electric chicken, on sale at a stand in the Whitgift Centre, is described as being a 'baby plaything' on its packaging - just to the right of its innuendo-laden name.
Twitter user @MaceWindy posted this photo earlier, with the simple message 'Seen in Croydon'...
Maybe 'Happy Cock' would have been a better name.
Or maybe not.