A SELECTION of random musings from the past couple of weeks, from Croydon's Twitter users...
@VikkiJane: I think everyone in Croydon eats their meals on the bus
@chrismads: Dear Capt. Charming on the train headed into East Croydon. The F-word and the C-word are not necessary adjectives on a full train!
@LizSheppardJone: Surprised #Croydon Town Centre disruption during Westfield build is causing astonishment. What part of 'very big building site' was unclear?
@clarkspo: Did i just witness a dude rollerblading down the middle of the road in Thornton heath? Is this guy ok? Lol
@Britalianissima: Feb 2 Man in front of me at the checkout in Sainsburys looks like Vladimir Putin, with a cap
@twiabprecipice: 50 Shades of will this train ever actually leave East Croydon or should I pitch up a tent?
@CEO4TAG: When we took over we just avoided going to the third tier. Yesterday #LFC beat us. They are celebrating like they won the league #progress
@Ian_Ladyman_DM: Interesting Steve Parish believes #LFC celebrated like they had won lge on Sat, given #CPFC reacted like Pardew was Mourinho when he joined
@vintageauntie: Pah! That's all I can say Croydon Council. Just PAH!!!!
@HighburyJD: "Vanilla" benefit fraud would be not telling the council instantly when a partner moved in. Croydon families suffered dawn raids for this.
@peterbrowning: Is this a joke? Where are the #hsbc fraudster raids? Suspected benefit cheats arrested in early morning Croydon raids
