14 things people from Croydon NEVER say

A BIT of Friday fun, as we list a few things you would NEVER hear people in Croydon say. If you have any suggestions of your own, please leave a comment below or tweet us @croydonad

1. "The worst thing about Croydon is the transport links, especially those bloody trams."
2. "I really enjoy the Twitter debates between Croydon's politicians."
3. "Crystal Palace are doing ok but, you know what, I miss Peter Taylor."
4. "Kate Moss isn't from Croydon? Seriously, someone should have said…"
5. "Every morning, the thing I look forward to most is driving around Purley Cross."
6. "The thing Croydon town centre needs, much more than Westfield, is another branch of Subway."
7. "I'm going to vote Lib Dem."
8. "It's time someone just took a punt and opened a fried chicken shop in South Norwood."
9. "I understand the point of the council's new Fairness Commission."
10. "The Wandle Road and Dingwall Road car parks are two fine pieces of architecture that even Gaudi would be proud of."
11. "I buy all my designer gear from Croydon Village Outlet."
12. "The best thing about Croydon is that bloke who plays the violin out-of-tune in North End."
13. "Croydon Council meetings are the finest bastions of democracy and intelligent debate you could possibly wish to find."
14. "I miss Nestle."