THE latest selection of musings and mirth from Croydon's Twitter users...
@TonySafc1973
Get to experience the Croydon ultras tonight, hopefully minus the sunglasses #safc
@GhillyFlower
@chrisphilp4mp Retired Croydon South MP Richard Ottaway in news for his dog in Westminster dog show. What a hard act to follow!
@SteveHef
I'm in a shopping centre in Croydon. So many Ugg Boots and neck tattoos.
@thejclarkson
Picture a tenement in Croydon, with Mother Monkey crying: "Pigsy! Your tea's ready! It's kippers! And tell Tripitaka to take my dress off!"
@jaymacthebigmac
Morning fry up and a trip into Croydon.... OMG this is what I need in life....complete zen.....totally relaxed
@subtopian
I love the way my SatNav says 'the Croydon Flyover!'. She's genuinely excited.
@kevinhunterday
I've just seen an American billionaire running for the Gatwick train at East Croydon shouting "no, I wanted to buy Buckingham Palace" #cpfc
@danebowers
ah thanks...so only two local displays actually ON bonfire night?? That's rubbish! Ha
